Dater Loster (commonly known as "Our Hard Drive") 
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Our Hard Drive&nbsp;<br>
Which art internal&nbsp;<br>
Volume C by name;&nbsp;<br>
Thy code be clean,&nbsp;<br>
Thy fonts be seen&nbsp;<br>
On screen as they are on paper.&nbsp;<br>
Give us this day our documents,&nbsp;<br>
And lead us not into fragmentation&nbsp;<br>
But deliver us our data.&nbsp;<br>
For thine is the SCSI,&nbsp;<br>
And the EISA,&nbsp;<br>
 and the NuBus,&nbsp;<br>
Forever and Ever,&nbsp;<br>
Amen.&nbsp;</p>
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(Original author unknown)</p>